Third Hour Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 In the wake of the devastating news that after 12 years and six children together, the Hollywood dream-team formerly known as "Brangelina" is soon to be no more, the world has experienced a collective emotional upheaval. It's as if all our hearts are breaking as Brangelina melts down to its constituent parts. Thankfully, the internet has provided us with comfort, hope, and advice on how to explain this calamitous event to our children. But what it has yet to provide is a suitable replacement to fill the void left in our hearts by Brangelina. Allow me to suggest the following: 1. "Jitney" (Jimmer and Whitney Fredette) image via standard.net In 2011, Jimmer Freddette was picked 10th overall in the NBA draft by the Sacramento Kings. That same year, he married former BYU cheerleader Whitney Wonnacott. The couple was sealed in the Denver Temple by then-BYU President Samuelson. Essentially, they're a mascot for BYU athlete romance. 2. "Donebbie" (Donny and Debbie Osmond) image via ABC News Donny Osmond was only 20 years old when he married Debra Glenn in... View the full article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) Naturally, the Brangelina breakup takes front page news precedence on CNN over the Syrian civil war, the presidential election and North Korea threatening the US with nuclear war... such priorities Edited September 23, 2016 by DoctorLemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) That LadyGator and I aren't on the list is shocking and frankly, outrageous. After all, I was married to @zil the time I met LadyGator. Just like Brad and Jennifer! And we all know I'm prettier than Mr. Pitt! Edited September 23, 2016 by MormonGator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 Palerider and Mrs Palerider? @Palerider Send pictures! Palerider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 There I am off to the side of my horse. Now to find one of Mrs Palerider. Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 13 hours ago, Palerider said: There I am off to the side of my horse. Now to find one of Mrs Palerider. You are contradicting yourself here. It says that you don't own a horse next to your avatar. So what is it? Palerider and Sunday21 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 16 hours ago, DoctorLemon said: Naturally, the Brangelina breakup takes front page news precedence on CNN over the Syrian civil war, the presidential election and North Korea threatening the US with nuclear war... such priorities Yeah I wouldn't exactly call it devastating news. Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estradling75 Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, pam said: Yeah I wouldn't exactly call it devastating news. Indeed... while I know the Mormon Hub isn't a hard news site this seem more as if it is telling us that we should be devastated when the Babylon the Whore of the Earth behaves well.. like... Babylon. While yes a break up of a marriage is/should be a said thing no one should be surprised that a Hollywood marriage founded on adultery did not survive pam and zil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, estradling75 said: Indeed... while I know the Mormon Hub isn't a hard news site this seem more as if it is telling us that we should be devastated when the Babylon the Whore of the Earth behaves well.. like... Babylon. While yes a break up of a marriage is/should be a said thing no one should be surprised that a Hollywood marriage founded on adultery did not survive And yet, so many people thought that this was what true love was supposed to look like. We are well into the second generation of Americans whose idea of "love" has been heavily influenced by a horde of Hollywood ninnies (including not just actors, but screenwriters and songwriters and lyricists and producers) who, on the whole, know nothing about commitment or companionship or sacrifice or compromise or how to build a spousal relationship on anything other than sex. But, they insist--it is they, not we, who understand the function of "love" and marriage in a well-ordered society. And it is we, not they, who are drowning in a tide of hate, apathy, and self-centeredness. Edited September 24, 2016 by Just_A_Guy mordorbund 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordorbund Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 On September 23, 2016 at 4:54 PM, DoctorLemon said: Naturally, the Brangelina breakup takes front page news precedence on CNN over the Syrian civil war, the presidential election and North Korea threatening the US with nuclear war... such priorities Which is bound to leave more children fatherless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, mordorbund said: Which is bound to leave more children fatherless? Touche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 14 hours ago, pam said: You are contradicting yourself here. It says that you don't own a horse next to your avatar. So what is it? Trouble maker !! ?? pam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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