17 Reasons Mormons Aren’t That Great

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17 Reasons Mormons Aren't that Great title

1. We’re incredibly uptight.

Mitt Romney dance with Alex Boye
Mitt Romney dances with Alex Boye

2. We take ourselves very seriously.

3. We really only care about ourselves…

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4. …and have no interest in helping out the community.

Mormon Helping Hands volunteers help clear downed tree after Katrina
Mormon Helping Hands volunteers help clear downed tree after Katrina

5. Mormon missionaries are just a nuisance…

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6. Mormon girls are all plain…

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7. …and uneducated.

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8. We’re all Republican…

US Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid
US Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid

9. …and white.

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10. Definitely no diversity here…

A choir featuring members from Salt Lake City, representing over 50 different countries sing at the General Women’s Session of the 186st Annual LDS General Conference on Saturday.

11. …Or here.

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Membership Distribution vis LDS.org

12. We have no respect for other religions…

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13. … and we definitely don’t believe in Christ.

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14. We’re not funny…

15. We’re just a simple…

Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the cathode-ray Television
Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the cathode-ray Television

16. … science denying people…

Henry Eyring, Chemist, Princeton Professor, and creator of the Eyring Equation
Henry Eyring, Chemist, Princeton Professor, and creator of the Eyring Equation

17. …who have Jell-O for every meal.

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999/1000 Mormon millennials would not eat this.

Mormonism? Best not to dabble in it…

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Gabriella is a psychology major, Westfalia-dweller, and expert bean-eater. Having spent the majority of her life living in the great Latin-American metropoles of Guatemala and Mexico, Gabriella continues to grapple with the eccentricities of suburban living.