10 Passive Aggressive Gifts For Your Husband on Father’s Day

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COJOY Cleaning Glove via Amazon.com with text

It’s that time of year again! Father’s Day. There’s nothing you love more than showering your husband with love, affection and meaningful gifts. That being said, some men are hard to shop for. If you’re struggling to find a gift he really wants this year, check out this list of passive aggressive gifts. They’ll probably make him chuckle, but they’re sure to send a poignant message, too. *Insert evil laugh here.*

1. “Janice down the road swears by this stuff.”

Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray 4 oz Bottle, Lavender Vanilla Scent

2. “They’re too big for me but they fit your hands perfectly!”

COJOY Cleaning Glove Sponge Finger Scrub Scouring Pads All-in-one for Home Kitchen Durable Rubber Multi-use – Reduces Bacteria & Germs – New Housework Patented Product (Blue)

3. “Oh, what’s that hun? How are we going to get rid of all of this puppy chow without a puppy? I’m sure we’ll think of something!”

PEDIGREE Puppy Growth & Protection Dry Dog Food Chicken & Vegetable Flavor, 28 lb. Bag (Discontinued by Manufacturer)

4. “Haha it’s just a gag gift. But think about how funny it would be if you actually tried it out? Haha, just kidding. But really. Kidding. Opposite Day. You don’t need it.”

Anti Snoring Solution Nose Vents Smarter Snorer Stopper Against Snoring and Sleeping Conditions (Advanced Design Save Your Lungs) – Naturally And Effectively Stop Snoring (4Pack)

5. “Awww, you’re so sweet! I’d love to go with you!”

Olive Garden $25 Gift Card

6. “You told me you wanted one of these, right?”

BaKblade 1.0 – Ultra-long and easy-to-use handle-back epilator and body razor for a precise and painless shave. Replacement blade cartridges are available for wet or dry shaving

7. “Oh my goodness the kids are going to have so much fun. With you. For the rest of the day. I’m going to take a nap.”

Cashel Daddle Saddle, Child Western Horse Toy Saddle

8. “Ah man! I guess this means we should get rid of that old one you’ve been wearing for the last 20 years.”

EVALY Men's Geek Brigham Young University BYU The Y Cougars Pullover Sweatshirt Black Medium

9. “This is the pinnacle of modern technology. I know how you love your gadgets, so I won’t touch this one. It’s all yours.”

MiracleFold Laundry Folder Clothes T-Shirts Pants Towels Organizer Fast Easy and Fun Time Saver (Blue)

10. “I guess we’re going to need another baby so this doesn’t go to waste!”

TeeStars – I'm Your Mom Says Welcome – Funny Baby Bodysuit

With this list comes great power, and therefore great responsibility. Use it wisely. Passive aggressive tactics can be very dangerous. Know that the best gift you could possibly give your husband is your love and support.

What’s the most passive aggressive gift you’ve ever received? Let us know in the comments.

David Snell is a proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He's the Founder of The Sunday Pews, and has experience writing for Mormon Newsroom Pacific, KBYU11, Classical 89 Radio, FamilyShare.com and plenty more. He tries not to take himself too seriously and just wants to brighten your day a bit.