Are you ready for more hilarious takes on Mormon life from #ThugMormon? Here are 27 of LDS.net’s favorite tweets on the trending topic.
1. The Begrudging Servant
Service projects are just okay. #ThugMormon
— Mallory Everton (@malruthon) September 7, 2015
2. The Looky-Loo
I open my eyes during prayers #thugmormon
— Stephen Meek (@StephenMeekness) September 7, 2015
3. The Zipped Mouth
During church basketball, the ball hit me and went out of bounds the ref said it was the other guy. I didn't say anything #ThugMormon
— Rodney Norman (@rodneydnorman) September 5, 2015
4. The Pyramid Scheme’s Not For Me
Never tried to convince my friends & family to join a MLM scheme. #thugmormons
— Cindi B. in NH (@UtahMomsLife) September 8, 2015
5. The Gourmet
Cooked something in Ward building kitchen instead of just warming it. #ThugMormon
— Mikie (@mjscores) September 2, 2015
6. The Thirsty
I drink out of the water fountains at church on Fast Sundays. #ThugMormon
— LJ (@LJoyce11) September 2, 2015
7. The Original
Porter Rockwell. #ThugMormon pic.twitter.com/CjlsS4qrGM
— Jarom Jordan (@jaromjordan) September 2, 2015
8. The Procrastinator
It is 9:15 am and I haven't read the scriptures yet! #ThugMormon
— Kevin4BYU (@Kevin4byu) September 2, 2015
9. The Rodman
I once got ejected from church ball. #thugmormon
— The Sports Bros (@SportsBros) September 2, 2015
10. The Linguist
my kids' names are all spelled normally #thugmormon
— HawsP ? (@HawsP) September 2, 2015
11. The Mormon Standard Time
I showed up to church 5 minutes early instead of 5 minutes late! #thugmormon
— Big{cough cough}Ben (@bigbenellis) September 2, 2015
12. The IMDB
I don't know the name of every cast member on #StudioC… #MormonThug #ThugMormon
— Stacey Harkey (@StaceyHarkey) September 8, 2015
13. The Gourmet II
I have an alcohol cabinet in my kitchen. For baking. #thugmormon
— Shesten Melder (@literologie) September 7, 2015
14. The Fat Neck
Sometimes I don't button the top button of my shirt when I'm wearing a tie #thugmormon
— Aaron Miles (@_aaronmiles) September 7, 2015
15. The Collector
Sometimes I keep the little plastic cup from the Sacrament water instead of throwing it away because its cute. #ThugMormon
— Paige (@paigee_34) September 7, 2015
16. The Hungry
Don't judge but yes I took three pieces of bread on fast Sunday. #thugmormon
— K-Wyld (@Kyleadams_6) September 6, 2015
17. The Prattler
Bishop tells us testimony meeting will end at 5 after the hour, I go till 10. #ThugMormon
— Super Bucko_H.O.P.E (@SuperBuckoMC) September 7, 2015
18. The Clean Hands
I never shook the Bishop's hand after handing him my tithing envelope. #ThugMormon
— Robby Huckvale (@robby_huckvale) September 7, 2015
19. The Quiet
Doing all of your visiting teaching, but not reporting to supervisor.#ThugMormon
— ??ن Deplorable Patriot ن?? (@Patriot_Dreams) September 7, 2015
20. The Stylist
I watch General Conference in my PJs rather than my Sunday best. #ThugMormon
— saltyasian (@emineminaaa) September 7, 2015
21. The Efficient
Sometimes when I write to missionaries I copy and paste the same thing to all of them. #thugmormon
— Tiffany Parker (@soccertiger7) September 7, 2015
22. The Mom
Let my 4year old feed me goldfish crackers in fast and testimony meeting #thugmormon
— Carina Olsen (@radcraftkitty) September 6, 2015
23. The Math Impaired
Only keeps a 71-hour kit. #thugmormon
— Cee Jay Tee (@DelinClint) September 6, 2015
24. The Hungry II
I go to potluck dinners, I don't bring a dish, I still eat. #ThugMormon
— Rodney Norman (@rodneydnorman) September 6, 2015
25. The Babysitter
I help out the Nursery so I don't have to do "reading time" in Elders Quorum. #ThugMormon
— tomguisuru (@tomoguisuru) September 6, 2015
26. The Ignorant
I never knew about Saturday sessions of #LDSConf until I was on my mission. #thugmormon
— Mark Heiner (@dr_heiner) September 5, 2015
27. The Late Bloomer
I'm 13 and still in primary. #thugmormon
— señor g's son (@wilsong513) September 5, 2015
