Wingnut Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 We all know Jeff Foxworthy's redneck version, and we've all seen some variation of "you might be a Mormon if..." I thought it would be fun to come up with our own. No copying and pasting out of emails!!Here are a few to kick off:You might be a Mormon if...all your children are named after Book of Mormon people, including your daughters Sariah and Abish.You might be a Mormon if...you have a blog dedicated to pictures of your family.You might be a Mormon if...you understand all these acronyms.You might be a Mormon if...your home decor is exclusively wooden signs and vinyl lettering.You might be a Mormon if....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 instead of a clothes closet...you have a food storage closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakuragirl Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if your pantry overflows in to the garage. You might be a Mormon if there's more pictures of Jesus than your Kids. You might be a Mormon if you have to check the ward schedule before you make plans You might be a Mormon if your kids disappear for 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truegrits Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if your baking/serving dishes have your name on the bottom of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if there's more pictures of Jesus than your Kids.Oh, that's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be mormon if the first recipe in your recipe box is for funeral potatoes or jello salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be Mormon if you have a meeting on Tuesday to plan for the meeting on Thursday which will be followed by the final meeting on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakuragirl Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be Mormon if you consider being on time is really being 5-10 minutes late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if...you know the 14th article of faith. The 14th Article of Faith We believe in meetings-all that have been scheduled, all that now are scheduled, and we believe that there yet will be many more great and important meetings. We have endured many meetings and hope to be able to endure all meetings. If there is a meeting, we seek after it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be Mormon if you consider being on time is really being 5-10 minutes late I guess I'm not a true Mormon then. I HATE being late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleWyvern Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 ...after the Second Coming, your first thought is to get Joseph Smith's autograph. (if this is true, I can just imagine the line formed... it would probably last all through the Millennium) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be Mormon if you failed a geography class yet you know exactly where Kirtland, Nauvoo, Hill Cumorah, and Palmyra are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truegrits Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I guess I'm not a true Mormon then. I HATE being late. I have never understood this "label"...I know only a few who are late, and we attribute it to being "the Smiths are always late", not to the Faith! How did we get this rap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if you pull into a town and population just doubled....:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be Mormon if the only beer you have ever tasted is root beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakuragirl Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be Mormon if you know that half of your dishes are at this neighbors and this neighbors house You might be Mormon if you have to take two vehicles on the family road trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be Mormon if your refrigerator is covered with handouts from Relief Society and Primary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakuragirl Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I have never understood this "label"...I know only a few who are late, and we attribute it to being "the Smiths are always late", not to the Faith! How did we get this rap? My very first day at church years ago...People walked in late and the missionaries leaned over and said don't worry, they're on Mormon time. Kinda stuck with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truegrits Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if you never missed an episode of the Donny and Marie Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Godless Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a mormon if all of your produce is home-grown. You might be a mormon if you spend more time at church for meetings than you do for worship. You might be a mormon if you own a full-sized van and still have trouble getting your family where they need to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truegrits Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You are definitely Mormon when your covered dish contribution is a meat-filled jello dish. (Didn't actually taste it, as the mere thought made me nauseous...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if.....your family reunion involves a whole city... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if....you are in a Beauty Pageant swim suit contest and you are wearing a T-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You might be a Mormon if....Party on means...Twister and G movies and smores.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 you might be a Mormon if......you have a bumper sticker that says....Proud of my Eagle Scout.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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