It’s Official: Cheerios Best Sacrament Meeting Snack

[Third Hour]

  It's time to get ready for a toddler-filled sacrament meeting. What distracting sacrament meeting snacks should you pack? Well, MormonHub provides. We've got your completely biased one-man definitive answer. We've scored the most popular snack options on how noisy, messy, healthy, and easy they are to get ready. Here's your list of the best sacrament meeting snack. And be sure to head down to the comments and let us know what perfect snack solution we've forgotten. 10. Cookies Are cookies really the worst sacrament meeting snack? Yes. And you know in your heart it's true. No snack this tasty could really be the best. Noise: 8 Quiet to break, quiet to chew, and if you get going on them for a bit they can keep the kids quiet. Mess: 2 When a cookie breaks, the crumbs shoot directly for the deepest crevice in the chapel carpet. Prep/Cost: 5 Cookies require virtually no prep time. But they're one of the priciest options on the list. Or you make them and they require tons of prep. Health: 1 Here's where...

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[Sunday21]

No fried chicken! Yes I have seen this.

[NightSG]

If you're writing an article, at least have the decency to wander through a store and gather readily available information like how much pretzels cost.  I can get a pretty hefty bag of pretzel sticks at the Dollar Tree.  And aside from the sodium (which, let's face it, didn't start killing people off by the millions until our lifestyles got so sedentary) they're really not bad for you.

And I'm pretty sure generic Cheerios are made from the ~275lbs of Cheerio dust retrieved from each meetinghouse vacuum cleaner each week.